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☭ DILE HAS A PRESCRIPTION FOR YOU. ITS PAIN.
sleeplesstotodile

Battle intro: Oh? A challenge from you? 

Victory: *does a Jojo’s pose* hmph

Defeat: Lousy… type advantage…

Assist: Orion! I got a leak you need to fix.

Taunt: Arent you a little short to be doing this?

Reacting to Taunt: LISTEN HERE YOU RUNT

Flee: Ill be riiiiight back

Reacting to Flee: You ain’t going anywhere

Tie: St-stop cheating

Perfect Victory: Dont worry. Im going easy on you here.

Finishing Move: My stand and I will split you into a thousand pieces! Feel the beat of my blade! Dimension shatter overdrive!

shiny-zorua

Battle intro: Wh-what the hell? Get the heck out of here!!

Victory: The older brother always wins

Defeat: What? Stop cheating

Assist: Orion! Cleave him in half!

Taunt: Your hair looks like cow dung stuck on the road. 

Reacting to Taunt: But it was I, DIO! or something…

Flee: bYE bYE HAVE A NICE FLIGHT

Reacting to Flee: Get your ass back here

Tie: Ill end you one of these days

Perfect Victory: Pathetic. Just as expected.

Finishing Move: Save your breath! DIMENSION SHATTER OVERDRIVE

☭ `w`!!
leslichu

Battle intro: Don’t think I’ll go easy on you just cuz youre a girl

Victory: Pretty cool, Am I right?~

Defeat: There must have been a mistake somewhere…

Assist: Orion!

Taunt: I’ll wipe the floor with you!

Reacting to Taunt: That.. that was actually pretty good…

Flee: I am SO out of here, bye bye!!!

Reacting to Flee: What, already?

Tie: Not… yet…

Perfect Victory: Looks like I did it again

Finishing Move: Orion! Finishing move: Dimension shatter overdrive!

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maplesyra

Battle intro: Fighting fire with fire, eh? 

Victory: I guess we know who burns hotter

Defeat: Recount, recount, recOUNT!!!!

Assist: I’ll show you the power of my stand, Orion!

Taunt: What’s wrong? Too much for you?

Reacting to Taunt: Why you little…!!

Flee: I am SO out of here!

Reacting to Flee: Thats right, run! And dont come back!!

Tie: Time for a death match to settle the score?

Perfect Victory: Do you understand the concept of ‘defense’?

Finishing Move: Orion! Shred him to pieces!!

delibutler

Battle intro: Don’t blink. It’d be a shame if you missed your own ass beating.

Victory: I told you not to blink. Now look where you’ve gotten

Defeat: Outside interference?

Assist: ORION, Hunt them down!

Taunt: Give me a fucking break…

Reacting to Taunt: ngh..! Why you..

Flee: I am SO out of here!

Reacting to Flee: Thats probably a good choice

Tie: Draw’s aren’t allowed in this game. Sudden Death! Let’s go!

Perfect Victory: Don’t worry, I’m going easy on you here.

Finishing Move: ORION! END THIS FARCE!

taco-flavored-kisses:

sophieasweetheart:

cv—nt:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

feminist-bitch
im so tired and cannot stop laughing jesus he,lp

It’s me

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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fluffydweeb:

i only did this for the slippers

Em excuse me this is too cuteIllegalIm placing you under arrest get  into my pillow fort

fluffydweeb:

i only did this for the slippers

Em excuse me this is too cute
Illegal
Im placing you under arrest get into my pillow fort